Romantic measure
When the husband affectionate cuddle is worn she, gently kiss goes when the tear on her face, palm noise rises. In everybody eye, they are a pair of created by nature. Two locks become, two pieces of beds become a piece. From now on, xu Xiaofan entered the new student of husband and wife that can be described with perfect happiness to live.
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And mostly person comparing rises, xu Xiaofan feels her love is quite romantic still.
Xu Xiaofan likes ” say ” , so her college graduate applies for announcer to broadcast broadcasting station, the result is hired went up. Xu Xiaofan works very devotedly. Before long, xu Xiaofan’s sound by a playwright-director of ministry of TV station science and technology ” look ” in. Then Xu Xiaofan reached a TV station again. What playwright-director divides to Xu Xiaofan is agricultural program, main task is to publicize agricultural science and technology, how to raise Niu Yangyang for instance. Xu Xiaofan still works with pleasure. Xu Xiaofan’s film won an audience very quickly. Xu Xiaofan does ” life daily life of chicken ” , ” gallinaceous marriage ” these columns because too anthropomorphize gets in the stage of people censure, but get however the great welcome of the audience. Of the life that she rushs into after that manage engineering course was seeing her program namely.
” gallinaceous marriage ” after broadcasting, successional a few days, the rose messenger of inn having a flower delivers a flower to her, signing is manage engineering course. It is the 9th probably when, she asked his phone to messenger. It is a mediocre understanding process next, sweet however. Differ with numerous hunter, of manage engineering course but the person’s place is to be good at ” listen ” , the attitude of the person that he can maintain a bend to listen listens she tells a story that looks another times very dull perhaps in others, never take a look. Place does not have the other boy that she has contacted this. Xu Xiaofan is this very satisfactory. The lovely place of manage engineering course still has a lot of, for instance he and she likes to see a movie in the cinema euqally. If do not have a thing in the evening, they are spent in the cinema mostly. In not far from her home golden phoenix cinema, occasionally a film has them only 2 people are looking, let a person feel this world is them of 2 people. Await in those days, often a kind of very wonderful advantageous sense rises in Xu Xiaofan heart, subsequently and come still have bosom friend of course a kind of feeling. She feels to manage engineering course can be come up against in life, it is her greatest good luck really.
Xu Xiaofan decides to marry him.
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The boy friend wants loan to buy a bridal chamber. Xu Xiaofan says to do not have necessary. What Xu Xiaofan lives is the old building that the TV station divides, not quite, but young couple gets along enough. The boy friend says that holds the house. Xu Xiaofan still says need not. They just whitewashed the house afresh, next the meaning according to Xu Xiaofan, got a few happiness, be bridal chamber.
The boy friend should buy furniture, xu Xiaofan does not let. The boy friend holds to. If must be bought,Xu Xiaofan says, purchase carpet of carve patterns or designs on woodwork of a good-sized abb to the study. Xu Xiaofan likes to drink kongfu tea, and like on the ground and sit, she feels only such ability enter tea, enter the sort of time with peculiar tea and airspace. Wanted to get married now, this carpet before is apparent too small.
About the same this city all shops and carpet brand shop turn, xu Xiaofan also did not take a fancy to a carpet that makes her particularly satisfactory. Look, that design and color in her heart, can produce without the person on this world come out.
Finally, she chose one bar iron blue ground is dark set broken amaranthine flower, do not think recapture home will cover a perfect pair of annatto tea service then with hers however. Xu Xiaofan just discovers, some are good, actually collocation comes out.
Xu Xiaofan is done not have when the following day. That day in the evening, she sits on the carpet that the study purchases newly with the boy friend, tried new tea, feel really good.
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The first time of Xu Xiaofan and boy friend is contradictory, happen in the photo studio. Xu Xiaofan took a fancy to the marriage gauze of a white, like particularly, wore.
The boss says, you wear white good-looking really, you match this body white.
Xu Xiaofan is very glad.
The boy friend is glad also.
Take studio, the boss makes light at the same time, plaint at the same time the ground says, the others after this dress is entered oneself was not crossed, you are first time.
Xu Xiaofan says, I am worn because I like,it is, did not concern with first time.
The boss says, yes, but be first time after all for the first time.
Who wants to be in at this moment, the boy friend makes stop. Xu Xiaofan asks why, the boy friend says, I still feel you wear red good-looking.
Xu Xiaofan says, can do I like white ah?
The boy friend says, those who listen to me, should be red.
Xu Xiaofan says, what is should?
The boy friend says, do not be troubled by, romance has measure.
A word says Xu Xiaofan’s eye wet. Xu Xiaofan face about goes, stabilized mood of one conditions or feelings of the lower levels, go next between change clothes. Arrive between change clothes, xu Xiaofan’s tear came down.
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Xu Xiaofan also cannot think of, so called marriage is each thes whole thing comes to light actually.
Xu Xiaofan likes to see a movie in the cinema, like to sit in the cinema to face the sort of feeling of screen. But the husband did not accompany her to see a few do not go with respect to the pretext, and be like two different people before marriage. , the movie that before the friend gave marriage of a piece of husband, loves to look most ” very close to each other ” continuation ticket. After coming off work, the ground takes her with joy and expedition the husband, do not want to go up to did not see from marital face excited. That day is on the weekend, the husband cannot find the reason that does not go looking, accompany her to look. Do not want to see midway, want to answer actually. She asks why. The man says, remember suddenly to there is an urgent matter to want to handle on the unit. She does not know to say what is good. The husband does not agree via her, say, I was answered first, when arriving, will receive you, go next person.
From now on, her or else makes an appointment with the husband to see a movie.
Xu Xiaofan arrives craft inn, see a bottle stopper, very good-looking, bought. One day attends party of a friend, everybody drinks wine, xu Xiaofan wants the bottle with a chic modelling, the man asks she wants this to work grouchily. Xu Xiaofan said to know. In returning the home, xu Xiaofan takes out a bottle stopper from a bookcase, a place of strategic importance of as it happens is on bottle. Xu Xiaofan very the combination that is oneself is glad, but the husband of one face disapprovingly. Xu Xiaofan did not understand the man, proceed is worn oneself creation, she rose to this work renown child: ” happy bottle stopper ” . By the side of the cabinet of the head of a bed that is put in her. She hopes the husband can discover her originality one day, say an affirmative word, do not have all the time however when. From now on, when she does the thing that these oneself feel happy, do not be in the home by the husband.
Xu Xiaofan likes to be in those who have a moon to drink tea in the evening, like moon to be aspersed in the sort of feeling in the teacup; The husband likes to be in those who have a moon to make love in the evening however, finish love sleeps.
The husband likes a home in do trimly in that way like manager room, and she is not done however in that way. She likes to be written everywhere keep a picture, getting domestic lanes and alleys is in is a scrip, it is a pen everywhere, include toilet and kitchen.
The husband likes grandiose, she does not like waste however. Take the course that takes surplus for, the husband wants her to fall stoutly, is the man says to ate ort to get disease bigger waste? She objects however. Be forced to be done to the husband new, hot move eats herself. But also be in when the husband does not know, play tricks, the husband not only do not discover, and eat very spicily. From this Xu Xiaofan reachs a conclusion: Marriage needs a few little hands or feet.
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“October 1st ” that day, xu Xiaofan is washing the dress, the little sister is hit to her long-distance, let her guess her where to be now.
Xu Xiaofan says the phone that fasten cost was expended, say quickly.
The sister says, seaside hey.
Xu Xiaofan says, what does the seaside have excited.
The sister says, what do you know I am thinking now?
Xu Xiaofan asks what to think.
The sister says, from now on I believe Buddha, believe the preexistence this life that buddhism says, believe to be multiplied Buddhistly wish to come again, I decide, next all one’s life must live in sea edge.
Xu Xiaofan laughs, say, wish you dream to come true.
Xu Xiaofan thinks, the little sister does not wait to leave generation, little sister strength is too urgent. As expected, little sister bout will arouse she goes Qingdao makes the world, she says she does not want to go.
The sister says, don’t you like the sea? What feeling is you know to look at the sea everyday?
Xu Xiaofan says, there should be the of great capacity in your heart only, can be in see the sea anyplace.
The sister says, press your logic, there should be million in your heart only, can taking million anyplace, now, I need 500 thousand the house is bought in Qingdao, do you have?
Xu Xiaofan says, have, more than million, but you do not know it.
The sister says, this Hua Taizhe learned, I am understood not.
The little sister goes the unit does stop firewood to take office, the unit does not agree, with respect to one anger under, fried the squid of the unit. Also do not listen to the advice of Xu Xiaofan and parents, was determined to set foot on seaward train. Die parental within an inch of without gas. The little sister graduates, parents took out total saving almost, hold person allocation in the palm to work in province committee of planning, did not want to work to be less than a year, go with respect to what such abandoning.
Before long, the little sister makes a telephone call, say to a handsome young man rented a big house to her in sea edge, with companion of photograph of sea a very short time, how, was envied?
Xu Xiaofan says, congratulate you, if read enough ocean,come back.
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” ovine domesticity ” broadcast that day, the Jiang Fangzhou that visits office of pasturage bureau conduct propaganda should ask her to have a meal. Xu Xiaofan refuses. Xu Xiaofan does not accept the fete of cooperative unit, this is not she has many clean-fingered, however she is not willing to face the sort of occasion. Go out every time, interview an unit to receive form of produce a film, she always looks for an excuse to escape, oneself look for a noodle shop, take on one bowl of side, lie in the room to read a book next, perhaps sleep. But this Jiang Fangzhou asks her, she did not refuse so that drop however. She thinks later, because the other side is very persistent,refusing is on one hand, also be her on the other hand subconscious in want to should be made an appointment with. She must admit, she likes this boy a bit.
What does Xu Xiaofan ask the place.
Jiang Fangzhou says, “Is appearance recalled ” how?
Xu Xiaofan says, eat a meal, work to so high-grade place.
Jiang Fangzhou says, then you recommend a place.
Xu Xiaofan was recommended ” Shaanxi fellow-townsman ” .
Jiang Fangzhou says, na Taihan became acerbity.
Jiang Fangzhou says, but I like.
Jiang Fangzhou lets Xu Xiaofan nod sheet, xu Xiaofan wanted bowl Shaanxi oil to spill a face, wanted a cole. Jiang Fangzhou returns a point, xu Xiaofan is grouchy.
Xu Xiaofan says, if you feel beautiful money is little, ask a few times more, how?
Xu Xiaofan takes a bowl of side neatly, wanted a bowl of water in which noodles have been boiled next, with the chopstick bowl rinse, drink next.
Jiang Fangzhou says, resemble the girl that you have a meal so, I or first time see.
Xu Xiaofan says, do not enter stream, ?
Jiang Fangzhou says, where. Learn to you. Saying, also bowl rinse, drink.
Xu Xiaofan says, so the oil of bark, fell cannot cherish?
Jiang Fangzhou says, yes, but look however everywhere flee hither and thither, he is how advertent other people looks apparently.
Xu Xiaofan briefly is a little disappointed.
Eat a meal, jiang Fangzhou offers to drink tea. Jiang Fangzhou did not think of Xu Xiaofan takes him to the office.
Reach the office, xu Xiaofan regrets to take Jiang Fangzhou with respect to some. Crepuscular time, the office is enmeshed in the sunshine of orange yellow, very beautiful. Go empty plus whole office building person, have a kind of deserted happiness. Cling to of Xu little sail at next moment a person stays in the office, hearing music, drink one make tea silently. Now, beside much a person, although like, but still feel redundant fierce.
But Xu Xiaofan feels relieved very quickly. Xu Xiaofan begins to enter tea. Xu Xiaofan pulls open 2 of workbench, it is an annatto tea service. Xu Xiaofan asks Jiang Fangzhou likes to drink what tea.
Jiang Fangzhou says, wu Long.
Xu Xiaofan opens king of a packet of avalokitesvara.
Xu Xiaofan gives a music was put in computer. Look from Jiang Fangzhou’s reaction, this boy presses a root to had not listened to it.
Tea make tea is good. Ark of Xu Xiaofan signal Jiang drinks tea. Do not think Jiang Fangzhou carries a cup, say, I respect playwright-director a cup. Xu Xiaofan again disappointed. When drinking the 2nd cup, jiang Fangzhou says again, really beautiful!
Xu Xiaofan couldn’t help, say, know the where on your body is the most lovely?
Jiang Fangzhou says, do not know.
Xu Xiaofan says, static.
Jiang Fangzhou’s face is red.
From this, jiang Fangzhou did not say a word again, until drink one make tea. Xu Xiaofan not only satisfactory, and touch.
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Which is knowing a day, xu Xiaofan discovers the husband comes back later and later suddenly, when this discovery appears in Xu Xiaofan heart with the form of a kind of concept, not by make her astonied. But Xu Xiaofan persuaded him very quickly. Xu Xiaofan decides to get used to this kind of evening. She remembers a word of the Maerkesi that has read in the university: A pair of couples, important is not much happiness, stabilize more however. At that time, she objects, now, feel it is a kind of force however, can prop up greatestly to her. Who thinks before long, the business grows that one pace.
A day, the husband calls again say, his unit is busy in the evening, the likelihood is answered do not come, let Xu Xiaofan do not wait for him. Xu Xiaofan cannot persuade him.
Face when coming off work, the cafe that Xu Xiaofan goes to opposite marital unit, the card that wanted to face a window, wait for the husband to come out.
Look at the heavy traffic outside the window, still have that building on the driveway, xu Xiaofan can’ts help a sadness. She asks herself, be necessary so do? She hears the answer that is less than her. Her heart is a little random. In coffee hall, it is a pair of sweethearts more, their affectionate, make her easy think of in those days.
Passed a little while, the husband came out, did not cycle, entered a northerly alley.
After therewith of Xu Xiaofan end.
Xu Xiaofan is a little nervous, a little comical also. The movie scene of those revolutionary subject matter that had viewed in one’s childhood comes not obediently from the lighten in brain. She does not know is he became the movie, still be the film became him.
Be very comical really.
Alley turning, the husband disappeared from inside Xu Xiaofan’s line of sight.
On Xu Xiaofan before, discover the place that the husband disappears, have 3 storefront, it is one is called among ” express of 100 eyebrow health ” the skin nurses center, left is an ad firm, right is a supermarket. Ad firm already put up the shutters, so, the husband can be in a supermarket only or ” healthy express ” . Xu Xiaofan is in a billboard is coarse a little while, discover the husband did not come out from the supermarket, so the husband is in that ” express of 100 eyebrow health ” already undoubted.
Xu Xiaofan is at the back of billboard, making a fight with oneself, 100 plan writhe in her heart.
But not a long time, the girl of about of a counterjumper emerges, locked up be born door.
Xu Xiaofan says, are oneself wrong?
But straight feeling tells her, the story is not so simple for certain. Since the door has been locked up, she is OK and on-the-spot exploration. She bought a paper to the press booth on the side, light footstep goes ” express ” before the window, make the appearance that visits newspaper to wait for a person at the same time at the same time.
Not when person, however when a kind of sound that pricks a heart. Xu Xiaofan has not been familiar with again of course, that is the husband.
After the thing is over, that asks femaly, want what to eat today, am I done to you?
The man says, want to eat you.
Xu Xiaofan disgusting.
Xu Xiaofan remembered them first night, of the night man that remembers that be overwhelmed with sorrow or joy letting a person vow solemnly.
The husband comes out, see Xu Xiaofan stand in the doorway, of course consternation. But his absolutely did not think of, xu Xiaofan bearing is very unruffled, and still bringing light smile, lived to be in like capture of a mother the child of err thing.
Xu Xiaofan what word did not say, so staring at the husband surely to look surely, look so that sweat appears to come on marital head continuously.
Passed a little while, xu Xiaofan says, can you go with me civil administration bureau?
The man says weepily, I am wrong, I am blamed, do I admit my mistake to be no good all right?
Xu Xiaofan says, I listen to you to read aloud without time, do not go?
The man says, you give me the chance of reform, ?
Xu Xiaofan says, then I call you unit leader. Saying, draw out a phone.
The man is impatient, say, I listen to you.
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About the same half an year went, a lot of people still do not know Xu Xiaofan divorced. This plants Xu Xiaofan soundless divorce means, gave a lot of enemy that make piscine dead net defeat ability to must tear a bill continuously a lot of deep feeling, became the people that has same interest to teach the other side each other temporarily the God of final follow the lead of.
When the weather is gradually cool, xu Xiaofan realizes he should go seaside, driving had done below period film, raised enough money to the bank, preparation sets out.
Call to Jiang Fangzhou, say she wants to go Qingdao, ask he is willing to accompany her. Jiang Fangzhou of course most welcome. Xu Xiaofan was taking a kind of special mood to order two pieces of soft sleeper.
But in what set out that day, xu Xiaofan changed a mind however, she calls to Jiang Fangzhou say, the unit has urgent cover the task, after date of departure can be pushed only, say again later.
Xu Xiaofan holds a person in the palm to return a piece of ballot. Boarded the train, xu Xiaofan changes his lower berth into in shop, xu Xiaofan wants to sleep well on the train one Cheng.
Xu Xiaofan get on a car to sleep with respect to the upper berth.
Train actuate, lie on ramshackle train, xu Xiaofan indescribable ground sad, not by burst into tears.
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Although everything is in anticipation, but Xu Xiaofan did not think of, those who await tear still is tear.
The little sister sees Xu Xiaofan cries. Xu Xiaofan says, you such seas are met of jest. Little sister more cry.
The little sister mixes no less than going to as expected, having owinging a family several months chummage. Xu Xiaofan paid rent for the little sister, ask a little sister, continue to treat the lake, still go back with me?
The sister says depressedly, you know how I leave an unit.
Xu Xiaofan laugh laughs say, if you are willing, make an item with me, how?
The sister says, I go back without the face really see our pa Mom.
Xu Xiaofan says, it doesn’t matter, life is romantic it may not be a bad idea.
The sister says, fasten satirize I.
Xu Xiaofan says, true, elder sister does not have satirize you. But you want to remember, the life also is the sea.
Over Jiang Fangzhou, xu Xiaofan obtained the feeling of a kind of love.
After two years, xu Xiaofan fell to Jiang Fangzhou the stockaded village door that she hangs high. But Xu Xiaofan has a demand, do not get a marriage certificate, do not do wedding, do not entertain guests. But Xu Xiaofan likes to have namely ” ” , resembling is pothead likes herion, a bit method is done not have.
Two locks become, two pieces of beds become a piece. An everyday life, occupy of Xu little sail Jiang Fangzhou’s apartment.
“Newly-married ” night, 2 people of husband and wife are unavoidable one time lingering. The thing arrived advantage, of Jiang Fangzhou excited conduct vocal cords. But one ” I love you ” said an in part, was stretched his hand to stem by Xu Xiaofan.
Jiang Fangzhou has some of feel disappointed apparently.
Xu Xiaofan says, excuse please.
After the event, listening to Jiang Fangzhou and husband to have the snore that what distinguishs hardly, she is born suddenly to be offended in an idea in the heart laughed.
She feels, sleep soundly to conceive the Jiang Fangzhou in in oneself, it is one make tea.
Short message of Niu Nianzhu blessing
Happy momently
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Bureau of Spring Festival meal escapes wine 36 plan
Fill water base camp
The first gets the better of battle plan
The 1st plan practise deception, with water acting wine. This plan the key depends on clever, not show one’s feelings is ace.
The 2nd plan relieve the besieged by attacking the base of the besieger, the hero saves the United States, need to have chivalry sometimes.
The 3rd plan make use of other person to get rid of an enemy, the generation that ask a person is drunk, search of course look for the friend that be close friends.
The 4th Ji Yiyi needs work, often go toilet, hide one cup is a cup, spat when necessary.
The 5th plan loot a burning house, drunk in get victory, everybody is all drunk I wake alone.
The 6th plan make a feint to somewhere and attack in another place, can procrastinate.
The 2nd enemy battle plan
The 7th plan out of thin air, wine word often says, when respecting other people is confused, avoid successfully namely wine when.
The 8th plan dark spend Chen Cang, wear secretly wine, of special attention is not to fall into carapace of neighbour schoolgirl shoe,
The 9th plan look on sb’s trouble with indifference, say less to look more, silent for beautiful.
The 10th plan hide a dagger in a smile, smiling face photograph is greeted, obtain good impression and credit, adulterate when be suspected not easily.
The 11st plan substitute one thing for another, wine friend helps.
The 12nd plan walk off with, eat first, bottom of mat having food is drunk slow.
The 3rd attacks battle plan
The 13rd plan act rashly and alert the enemy, change big bowl completely, can scare one desk person sometimes.
The 14th plan revive in a new guise, spat drink again, often lend die the toilet or outdoor stay for some time.
The 15th plan lure the enemy away from his base, drink again not late, drink should pat slower than others partly.
The 16th plan leave sb at large in order to apprehend him afterwards, everybody is optional, comity is first.
The 17th plan cast a brick to attract jade-offer a few commonplace remarks by way of introduction so that others may come up with valuable opinions, drink first to respect.
The 18th plan capture a thief king, respect leader or old first.
quadruplet battle royal plan
The 19th plan take a drastic measure to deal with a situation, driver foregone, let adversary drink like a fish.
The 20th plan fish in troubled waters, asperse repeatedly take.
The 21st Ji Jinchan exuviate, with wife have about, received a phone to shine.
The 22nd plan close catch a thief, first idea fuddle is main adversary.
The 23rd plan befriend distant states while attacking those nearby, the design lets a gang friend drink friend of additional a gang, oneself are good from which extricate oneself.
Guo of cut down of road of the 24th plan holiday, lie between desk propose a toast, do not forget courtesy, borrow machine ” sell ” wine.
The 5th cover and battle plan
The 25th plan perpetrate a fraud, water of cup traditional Chinese clothes, yi Zhen of the holiday when true cheat.
The 26th plan point at one but abuse another, wine heart is prevenient, try peaceful means before resorting to force.
The 27th plan holiday is crazy not bump, know fairly well, pretend drunk wine.
The 28th plan on house smokes ladder, bottle is opened completely.
Blossom on the 29th plan tree, wine is spilled on the ground.
The 30th plan reverse the position of the host and the guest, propose a toast actively.
The 6th defeats battle plan
The 31st plan badger game, the beauty accompanies wine. If you look for a belle to accompany wine, can block 100 thousand armour and weaponry.
The 32nd plan presenting a bold front to conceal a weak defence, long find an excuse leaves place.
The 33rd plan plan of sow distrust or dissension among one’s enemies, choose gives the person with complete desk top capacity for liquor when the old, you can issue an ass with respect to slope.
The 34th plan the ruse of inflicting an injury on oneself to win the confidence of the enemy, punish oneself first 3 cups.
The 35th plan serial plan, take turns proposes a toast, not tire of its are irritated.
The 36th plan go to go up, be no good go. Should go, went.
There is a tear in laughing, the netizen is evil do spring carry Duan Zi
Thing of net person net
Spring carry to comparativing for one part Chinese, it is to need every year the final examination of classics. From order a ticket to arrive take a ticket to arrive to get on a car smoothly, each those who close is difficult can is more difficult than what Sichuan. The boy far away from home of anxious to return waited for bipod to left a car to leave the ground only, begin, a heart that hanging just can be put at long last. Nevertheless, a lot of people are in this year experience test of move spring carry while, the be mingled with in the state of mind of have no alternative trifling speak and recreational spirit, also circulate on the net consequently piece a lot of about spring the Duan Zi of carry. These Duan Zi often lets a person feel to there is a tear in laughing again in cannot help laughing, answered really that cries ” painful happy move ” if.
Netizens collect ” spring carry is evil do Duan Zi ” basically have the following sort model:
Copy parts of words” ooze garden spring · buys a ticket ” : “The Spring Festival arrives again, china earth, have money plane, do not have money ticket for standing room. Look at Great Wall inside and outside, wrap packet greatly. The great river fluctuates, the laborer is surging. Rise early to sleep late, until dawn all night, be about to peddle with the ticket try than tall. Beard money. See huge crowd of people, one ticket one cannot say for sure. Ticket is done so hard, make bow of countless heroes contest. Huang Hanwu of former times the Qin Dynasty, see this escape; Tangzong Song Zu, it is to was not enrolled more! Generation day arrogant, into Jisaihan, be forced equestrian toward Hui Biao. Be forced equestrian toward Hui Biao..
Laugh so hard as to spew one’s foodSpring Festival of some college undergraduate is about to put in the home ‘s charge, buy a ticket toward the station. Hard neither gets a sleeper, ticket for standing room is superabundant. Be born to say then: “To me one piece is not had ticket. ” booking clerk refuses. Give birth to big be puzzled: “Why? ” booking clerk says gravely: “Above decision, adjuration of layer upon layer leader is abided by, basic level personnel must not be disobeyed, a significant commitment: This year the Spring Festival, we do not allow a student stoutly, standing to come home! Standing to come home!!
Speak modelA man asks street edge the young lady: Bag night how many money? The young lady answers: 200 yuan. Ask again: How to go? The young lady is bashful answer: Yes! … male great rejoicing: You help me queue up to buy a ticket to the railway station tonight!
Evil do model“I hear others to call to nod a song to broadcasting station in the taxi, a man calls go in say: ‘ I am foreigner, the ticket that comes home now cannot be bought, was forced to spend the New Year in × city. I want to nod a song. ‘ compere asks him: ‘ who do you want to nod a song to send? ‘ I still think this still is used at that time ask, the parental family member that is distance for certain, who knows he replies however say: ‘ I want to nod a Chen Xiaochun ” calculate your firm ” , give × city all staff members and all ticket dealer! ‘ “
Walk back and forth the world is delicate
The John after christmas and wife will see Xibier girl, those who bring his friend to write is full length. I spent a day of time to look, those who say is the story with the long short length that new York entertains guests to scholastic couple, they walk back and forth have a meal, interesting and vivid, have a meal to present better Chinese in foreign circumstances through entertaining guests come out, pardonable Mr Xia Ziqing old can write order to him.
I had taken the course of his wife twice, hutch art should push a capital on the west the person’s ace. Holding a hope in the arms to go to his home having a meal, do not have disappointment basically and return. Asparagus soup, it is to use bone soup to make a copy, need not machine pipe water, on butter is added when the desk. A kind of France stay of proceedings of embryo of ability some sheep, cut those who break brokenly, scatter on noodles in soup, already good-looking, delicious.
After a few days, she comes to my home, tomato of the boiling water of small gold melon that has had me, cod chicken of shrimp, curry piece, after Mexican rice, ego is commented, my food is not made by cookbook, and her dish, it is to press cookbook to do, not quite agile.
The mutton chop that I say to you are done is not, there is rice on cookbook, yourself was created. My around asks their husband and wife to have a meal is do on the west dish or Thailand dish, had not made home town food. Talk very joyous when, I say, make Sichuan food next time, ask you. They are very glad.
The plain dish of satisfy a craving is rural course, material is new, taste is pure. The one chophouse in 3 gorge remote mountains, sell shredded meat and rice only. It is to listen to a person to had said first, search on a special trip with a friend later. Took long hill route, the small town that chophouse arrives a brook in child in, have two pieces of tables only, seat must be ordered first, one person one boiler, the person also is one boiler only more again. Cut shredded meat to be like silk, after the flesh is being entered in big iron bowl, go up with bamboo hat lid, upgrade irrigates cold water of spoon of one big wood. After having pot this shredded meat, root root is in like the snake move, putting the doubt in the mouth is the content of elfland, die to also be worth instantly namely.
Be in London several years, little not entertain guests in the home, the friend asks I make cook again pork. I obey the order of course. British pork is not delicious nevertheless, the pork as the United States is same, not sweet, have a careless taste. That wides first wine, bear bubble a surname more.
Meat of the 2 knives in the small butcher’s in unified supermarket or individual is bad to search, steaky pork is easy, and cheap. Put in steam box evaporate is ripe. The hand is warmed again when heating up, next knives hard even, the flesh became cold cut again, fertilizer is thin break easily. I put the meat in the dip in cold water one dip, if urgent, put in urgent aspic room 3 minutes two, outside taking the advantage of cold inside hot nowadays knife, first-rate cut. Medium baking temperature pours a few rape oil, issue cutlet, leave segment or section of Pi county beans, mix boil fry, in colour and lustre of valve letting a beans and flavour development flesh. Cutlet is boiled make check of small cup of many a lamp, put bean curd dry, garlic bolt, sweet a few of sauce, soy. Into dish hind best when other food has been done, cook again flesh is cold already in those days, farewell a boiler, break up back and forth fry, the flesh is sweet be overcome to brain a boiler.
This dish so far, just calculate finish truly.
The fierce wind outside the window is swaying pine tree, clang with a clang make sound. And kiss friend to love, sit below sweet lamplight, put CD of a dish of Bach, holding meal of a bowl of rice in both hands, install a person’s mind to sample this world is delicate.
Scintilla
A city is a matchbox, we are match, you are match, I also am, we be affected with damp be affected with damp, time is long, do not brush give scintilla.
One
The colleague small blueness that just listened to Xiaowu says, xiaowu searched German become a boy friend, wu Xi does not believe. The person of this year, it is flourish in order to know foreigner, can say English, wished to forget Chinese, won’t say, shrug it may not be a bad idea of hand of arm booth booth, that also is a kind of exoticism, express helpless or disapprovingly, much gentler than direct name-calling, make clear pair of others to be not admired already, show oneself are cultured again, lean nearlier with advanced civilization anyway, if can hand in a foreigner to become a friend, that is fiercer, him specification a foot had stepped into civilized world. Wu Xi thinks Xiaowu also such, had quarrelled with him, use spirit of this kind of way to enrage him of purpose. But he discovers later, the thing is true.
Small Qing Jianwu queues up to receive order in traffic bank on the west, called Wu Xi, do what? She follows Xiaowu to go to work in an office, the floor often leaves together after coming off work, see he receives Xiaowu opposite the driveway many times, still had opened fun in the phone, say you want to chase after a bit closer oh, did not allow Xiaowu which days to run of what, mixed a face slowly ripe, encounter meeting site build. Once he makes an appointment with Xiaowu to go out to have a meal on the weekend, see small blueness is in aside expression desolate, called her, as a result she was drunk in the evening that day tall, say she regrets to surname the man of king to part company with. He does not know who the man of that surname king is, xiaowu also does not know, two people just listen to her silently to say.
Respecting is small later blueness appears suddenly, calculated, the woman likes to consider an issue with the tongue, say for go, it is a men and women between thing of that lays bare, seem to be returned than the day big, actually good absurdity, yes? The eye that says her is red. He and young black are infatuated with each other in those days, which can agree with this kind of view, two people photograph is inspected laugh, did not talk, that laughs at them to understand, she does not understand.
This city does not calculate small, but he does not know a few people, the woman is fewer. He thinks only he thinks so, do not want to encounter Xiaowu, once she also says so, she says she comes this city 3 years, besides the colleague, do not have other friend, this is I have a problem, be still the world has a problem? Xiaowu reads aloud university allocation to come over in north, can say look is not had close, every pieces of face on the street, it is new face. He has asked why she doesn’t return old home, your native place is not wrong also, be southwest town of military importance, she says to be bothered big, one everybody child the person is in charge of you, still do not live alive, it is difficult to do not come home in the evening, what is more,the rather that, body of a girl Gu is outer, get easily also fondly, say show bad on the face laugh.
Mix no less than going to really outside besides, return old home not late also, she fills again on one.
She got Wu Xi so fondly. One year he goes to summer southwest is away on official business, should arrive on the train that come back one therein shop, want an upper berth, it is a girl that is delaying big case, she hopes to look at rack, see other people again, that eyes touchs Wu Xi, wu Xi extended aid. Graduate of original girl college returned time of home first, pulling baggage to came out to work next, using her word to say is to come out ” scoop up the world ” . Wu Xi is the first person that she scoops up, also be the first man, get rid of the male fellow student in the school does not calculate. She feels to be in bisexual world, with age the boy is growth is very slow, the girl is early the thing that sees through, the boy still is in muddleheaded in fumble, and often still do not touch key point, so everything in campus is experienced, her entirely does not admit, first love of it doesn’t matter, also love of it doesn’t matter, do not talk about even romance to go up. She says her adulthood, begin from the train.
Two people often understand a telephone call later, meeting is not much, also 3 two, it is Wu Xi makes an appointment with her to come out to have a meal every time, subsequently the central park near takes a walk, see the camellia over there.
Interacted so half an year, other people does not look to go out have what intense emotion, until one day Wu Xi should give far door. She goes to the airport sending him, because traffic jam evening arrived, think he had entered the area that install check, draw out skill machine to follow his say a few parting words. He is muddleheaded also, think oneself entered the area that install check, two people are circling the result to await machine hall a tremendous stone column, said lovers’ prattle half hours with the mobile phone.
In roaring hall, he and she circles stone column anticlockwise slow don’t go yet, talk in a low voice slowly, everybody did not discover the other side is in front, or at the back. Xiaowu is saying, suddenly become enamoured rises, say this city is so big, but I have you only, I love you very much, wu Xi. Listen to her so say, wu Xi was stupefied, stop offal pace, with respect to the one instant in face about, saw her, two people are ineffable and surprizing, one hold in the arms together, that scene seems to meet again after a long separation, bring the old lady of old man of a few foreigner on the side, roused a palm. All amour on the world, begin be sweetness, why can have later agonized, say to not be clear about really, after-thought rises now, xiaowu is returned with foreigner have some of lot really, a lot of fundamental situation that interacts because of them, foreigner does testimony.
2
Wu Xi says to take bit of money.
Small blueness says is not to buy a house, nowadays fashionable buys a house, you also collect is this lively?
He says I do not buy a house, I had a room to live, still buy a room to do what.
Small blueness says to pour this word, know you do not have the life that get rich, buy a house nowadays, do oneself stay in a few there are? Still not be to be taken fry.
Wu Xi says I have a room to live pretty good, which have skill to fry? This flatlet that I am staying in, still borrowing money.
Small blueness is breathed out ah laugh, like saying to follow me. Remember listening to Xiaowu to had said, you want to change a big house.
He says that is the thing previously, which still have the sort of idea now. Say again later, sexagenarian say again later.
Sexagenarian the following day, can you still make a day? Listening to fear. She says.
Your woman is different, look for a rich man, whats were solved. You how? That surnames the gentleman of king, I do not know he cries king what…
Wu Xi has not said, small blueness stems he says, do not carry that bastard with me, carry me to be enraged! Man how such, heart of a bit responsibility is done not have, consider group of move originally he fries a room together, result house was not fried, quarrel every day. Say you, are you the closest… with Xiaowu… is there connection?
He says to do not have connection.
He follows Xiaowu really very long do not have connection, just began to be not contacted, it seems that still a line is being fastened, did not allow when to can be pulled, that line also was done not have now, the cobweb in following suit is same, do not know when to wave did not have. Favor resembles cobweb sometimes, said to was not done not have.
Small blueness says cautiously, do you know, she looked for German.
Wu Xi says who I listen to to had spoken of, estimation is not true, even if looked for German, also be to feel wronged and act rashly.
Why? Small blueness asks.
He says you think, she does not know German again, how to look for German? How to communicate?
Small Qing Yisheng sneers, say that you too scroll was enraged, take English to making do with use, between the men and women thing of that lays bare, the language is illogical also do not have a thing, what should do, what ought not to do, clear.
Does Wu Xi ask you see that is German?
Small blueness says I did not see, people saw, build is quite tall, still wear deputy glasses.
German where can be not tall, hope to strap a meter especially seven, calculate short. He has some of angrily.
Hear you make a noise very badly? She asks.
Not fierce, fierce good. Had done not have effort to make a noise. He says.
May not, what I follow that surname king is noisy very fierce, I hate him dead.
Wu Xi chatted half hours with her, had not made his bugle call. A lot of person was pushed in the bank, somebody uses paper when fan, a middleaged man waits impatiently, stand up strong bar window straight growl, the young lady in bar is frightened so that the head dare not carry, knock clavier ceaselessly at once. Small blueness sees shape said good-bye, walk along a doorway to still wave at the same time, make calling gesture at the same time, means maintains connection.
3
Listened to small blueness so a word, wu Xi makes a bit dizzy. He thinks he is right so of Xiaowu or understanding, but small blueness transmits the information that come over, overturned his judgement. Remember him calling that to her finally, make an appointment with her to watch opera, she says not to want to go, she does not have interest to opera. He knows the problem is in him, be absent operatic, if changed others, never mention it operatic, go seeing hellcat jump namely great mind, she is willing.
As expected silent hind, she says again, a city is a matchbox, we are match, you are match, I also am, we be affected with damp be affected with damp, time is long, do not brush give scintilla. Does he ask she still remembers going that car of field violent wind? She says to remember, nevertheless that went, she is small still in those days. If you become aware,he says to derive from personal be affected with damp be affected with damp, we can go out more, bask more, ? She did not reply.
Not very of Wu Xiping day loves to move, drive that go outskirts, it is an occasional thing completely, is that occasional thing, brought ineffable surprise to her, several months go, she returns take delight in talking about, often carry, saying that is the most intense stimulation that her all one’s life has experienced.
Classmate bean ghost is abandoned civil be in business, made landed business, bought a Ling Zhi. When bean ghost studies conspicuous not at all, follow at the back of him all the day, resemble a small wind child, can say to develop, though grow what melon cracks a jujube crookedly, still make landed ad together with wife, jump to jump on TV, with jump like great mind. This year such, develop a comer, do not be able to bear or endure look, do not be able to bear or endure more look, swankier, grab camera lens with the actor. Fortunately bean ghost still cares about classmate friendly feelings, wu Xi is before others also not caustic him.
Wu Xi rents the car, this wanting that take Xiaowu to go for a spin in the bag inside city, do not miss 7 turn 8 abduct, drive the road that went up to lead to outskirts. That road is the one part of the freeway, prepare the province of join vicinity, but adjacent saves the villager there to be the work that solicits the ground, produce conflict with the government, the road was not repaired all the time rise, this road went out of cultivation, often be used by the farmhouse of both sides bask in millet. He calls her to had sat, say to plan violent wind vehicle. She says to fasten at once, not, can strike a person. He says this nobody. She points to show the countryside on the side is wild, say to have an ox, can bump into an ox, still have cowherd child. He says those who bump to bumping also is me, what are you afraid of. Saying to mention rate 120 kilometers, arrive quickly again 150, 180, 200 kilometers.
She never has experienced such rate probably, frighten so that scream repeatedly, fasten so fast, beg you! Beg you! He vacates a hand, hug her, begin to kiss her. Changed in other place, she may resist, perhaps pretend to resist, can be in this flying and forward car, she dare not struggle, also dare not move easily, allow to kiss her eye by him, neck, kissing a kiss to wear, the eye was closed, oneself lip was greeted in spite of oneself. Wait for her to open double eye, the car has stopped below tree of a sweet-scented osmanthus, ground of chant of chant of Wu Xizheng laugh looks at her, a few sweet-scented osmanthus fall through the scuttle of roof, as it happens by her double breast wraps up ridgy. Flower of smell of Wu Xi smell, smell smell her collarband, her passional one fell to be carried, the whole body is soft soft, lie down is in make the same score put seat to go up.
Be the autumn then afternoon, far has a few oxen that throwing a tail, browse carefreely below sunshine, they never face here look around, know the thing in the car it seems that. Xiaowu says me this is first time outdoors do, so good before. It how is good that he asks? Does she ask in reply don’t you feel good? It he says he feels where to be done is good that he says he feels where to be done. Xiaowu sighed at a heat, say so good view, you are not known enjoy, say the man is close to an animal more on pardonable book, look according to me actually, still be inferior to an animal, you see those oxen, browsing sample is much freer. Wu Xi keeps away from her thread of discourse, launch the car rise, swiftly went up the highroad.
Wu Xi calls her to had sat, saying to mention rate 150, 180, 200 kilometers, this she did not cry, just be head pillow on his humeral head.
4
Wu Xi thinks, if small Wu Zhen looked for German, then she is true despair to him, if she is right he is acedia, he is very acedia also to her. Acedia this kind of thing, how can you happen on their body? Wu Xi wants to be illogical a bit, make so dizzy. Read Russia novel before, classics regular meeting reads the big mustache man of a few loneliness, taking bottle to walk in blizzard, he lives in south, without blizzard, there also is bottle in the hand, but beside the woman leaves suddenly that is vast, it is same. This kind of thing is very helpless, you cannot lay a person, think name-calling, also must condemn an argument, if be not scolded,give a reason, became make a scene, the shrew on the street Dou Yu is actually frowsty, it is they say not clear reason only, be looked down on, if the man makes a scene, more terrible. The loneliness of Russia man, american man also has been tasted, the United States that patrols in Iraq allegedly commons soldier, the wife that hears of home went with others, can become drunkard. Do not see soldier so big, carry so that live gun, the responsibility that does not carry, still do not carry. Look there is a woman beside the man, have to have alcoholic drink. Fortunately the man has alcoholic drink.
He had drinking desire suddenly, take money to walk out of a bank, drive to go toward the direction of central park, that contains many bistro, also be the place that he and Xiaowu often eat lunch.
When passing inn of arrange of a Japan, he remembers Xiaowu likes to eat day of type to boil content most, drink on a few clear wine even sometimes, drink see Japanese perform tea way, had seen tea path go around see camellia, a room opens after seeing camellia, let him see her. He looks at those familiar glass paper-cut for window decoration, at the back of familiar vitreous paper-cut for window decoration, it is new drinking person. Prepare departure one split second in him, he saw Xiaowu!
He always sees her when rolling a head, await machine hall in the airport like that in same.
She sits in the position that relies on a window, a white man is on the side. He had not seen her for a long time, look her very happy, what there is him to be familiar with in the eye is enchanting. She always shows the sort of eyes when taking drunkenness slightly, that moment defends the man beside her, have good fortune. What is that foreigner saying, the hand is being moved all the time, make all sorts of gesture, arrived almost sometimes before her bosom. Her division division is laughing, often block his hand go back.
He stops in the road absently in the center of, the car from the back discharges a string, not the dwelling place presses urgent horn noisy. The likelihood is the attention that bray caused her, she identified him, say exactly, she identified that vehicle of bean ghost, that is her most familiar on this world car. See she talked in whispers with that foreigner only a few what, that foreigner nods first, cigarette is lighted after, face car direction glanced sideways.
She is low head, quickness walks out of arrange inn, walk over toward him, open door to sit in deputy drive locally, one face cold high.
There is a driver from the back scolding, say to receive a person how to stop be among the road, what you think you are received is a princess. Return somebody to say regrettablly this car, the car still goes, the driver is no good.
Horn noise becomes. Wu Xi leaves in fling abuses sound gave that area, the baluster that sticking central park goes slowly. Big evergreen tree is at the back of baluster, exuberant branch crosses iron column, spread to footpath all the time.
Are you to come to those who look for me? Xiaowu asks. Hear you looked for German? Yes, you saw. Do you understand him? How are you known? Somebody introduction? How are we known? How are I and you known? I can have not said your abduct girl. She says very calmly. If you search, is a Chinese, I may be done not have so excited. He says. Why? I always feel you this is love vanity, think look for a foreign devil, social status went up, I more do not deserve to go up you, I say so, do not get angry.
Say honest, looked for a foreigner, I am more alone, you say so already very gentle, return somebody to say I look for foreigner, because foreigner plays then,be idea is old, say cheap of my indelicacy excessive, what say have. I am more alone, also more did not care, seem to compare powerful before a lot of. She shows one filar laugh.
When coming to the crossing in front, just shine a Huang Deng, one step on the gas went straight towards Wu Xi. Wait for him to had sailed after crossroad, she says again, some people think, woman is attracted by western man, because western man is handsome,be, rich, other perhaps what, presumable woman thinks so really, but I am not. He says you are higher than them, good? Do not want such wanting, you want to know a woman more later, do not want such wanting. How should that think? He asks. I just feel a lot of person is very poor, do not understand forever the most commendable between the men and women, what be after all. What society had not seen, also dare make frivolous remarks about sb.
Wu Xi remembers that pet phrase of small blueness suddenly, between the men and women thing of that lays bare. He wants to say the most commendable between the men and women, it is to sleep, but he also knows, if he says so, she can look down on him. He sees in front have a main street, left to go up.
She says, say honest, I am be attracted by his emotional appeal place. He likes music, painterly, poetry, I also like. He likes to swim, travel, bask, breathing fresh air, I also like.
He says, be, foreigner still likes naked swim, streaking, naked sleep, combine your taste!
He asks suddenly, he sees you get on my car, not envious?
She says, the foreigner is very open, won’t mind us to chat. He is not envious, explain he does not care about you, how do you explain with him? I said, before going to those who see me male friend, the boy friend previously.
Wu Xiping often reads a newspaper, early before was used to south, before Russia such appellation, know always by such appellation, it is the remains of fall to pieces, before hearing oneself were become now male friend, mind at a draught a fury, but must maintain self-restraint again, bad to break out, drive the car rapidly then, the tree of roadside backs down in succession commonly like experience fierce wind lodging. So here uses the freeway that join adjacent saves that namely, they once were in the woods around, spend an autumn afternoon. There still is the unhusked rice that air basks in on the road, buffalo still is gnawing weed below sunshine, but she did not touch him. She is silent as the grave, allow to drive the car so that hike up to come by him, has ground paddy splatters toward both sides commonly like clay, leave on come over a bun car, see state at once decelerate keep to the side, hide letting this scream and an eccentric person that pass, all passengers in the car, complexion is very amazed.
Ran quickly so 10 come after minute, she just said coldly: You leave so, true meeting is imprisoned. Send me to go back. He is waiting for me.
The way that go back is very long, they did not say a word again.
5
Wu Xi still gave bean ghost the car, bean ghost says you think, continue, anyway I also need not. Wu Xi says not to think. Play be bored with? Bean ghost asks. Wu Xi says this town is too small, do not have a place. Bean ghost bursts out laughing, receive carriage return key at the same time, say at the same time, I see you want to return the time that walks so, difficult also, the person that takes car of be used to, do not want to do a pedestrian. Just began a few days, really not quite feel better, a paragraph of small road, walk up is old a long time. Fortunately Wu Xi gets used to ability quite strong, came with respect to get over slowly, feel to push bus it may not be a bad idea, especially when the weather is cold, the person in the bus enrages flourishing, more than car thaw.
One day he goes up in the bus, when that evergreen tree of transient center park, the mobile phone rang. He is taken listen, it is small blueness.
I will marry tomorrow, do you come? She says.
Follow that surname king? He asks. Yes. Chase after him again?
You come presumably, do not come presumably, anyway I had asked you.
Xiaowu, does she go? He asks.
If she comes,I know, you won’t come, I am less than her please, just ask you so, ask her, do not ask you, ah, the family returns old home, do not come, she says for ages to did not visit father and mother, go back accompany accompany them.
Didn’t she go to Germany? He asks.
Went, came back again. Still go? Do not know, the likelihood did not go, that is German go to England. She says.
Oh? Good, I will go tomorrow, go mingling mingle you and king gentleman… the thing of that lays bare between. He remembered her pet phrase.
What word? Married, do not calculate paltry thing! She says that aloud in the phone.
The dish of absolutely Italy
■ thing discipline is fed
A lot of people think Italian dish is absolutely and delicate, find the defect of Italian dish very hard. Look in me, long take Italian course, can have an old fat person, if be defect, also can make a blemish in an otherwise perfect thing only. In Italy, be in any place, almost each cafeteria each family, call any dish to won’t make a person disappointed, this is a fact. Viatic Italy, need not be anxious at all. To our Chinese, the Chinese loves to eat, the Italian also loves to eat, ate to go up to think next pausing suddenly, plan another cafeteria when this cafeteria eats, as the Chinese, bone is splanchnic not repellent, you can buy the game such as bunny of abdomen of bovine liver wool in butcher’s, nevertheless they like native food, not quite accept foreign dish.
Good Italian cafeteria comes out by large kitchen commonly, order dishes for you personally, do not offer dish card, tell you to have what appetizing head however dish, soup, cooked wheaten food, eat finally, ask by attendant you want what kind of sweetmeats. First dish for the first dish, entree is the 2nd dish, it is salad, sweetmeats or cheese next, final ability is coffee pousse-cafe. General point is same can.
Head path dish has cake of soup, cooked wheaten food, rice, corn or pizza. The pizza that because be in London,has spoil one’s appetite is too much, do not like, give birth to ham flesh to bake aubergine tomato dawdle to love to have to Shang Huo however add.
2 dish have seafood dish with the flesh dish. Like onion calf liver, lemon most chicken, unripe bloat hoof of calf of pork chop of beef, Milan, stew, caraway fries Zhi of Xian Jun, tomato person sand law, cutlet of bull-puncher of decoct of sweetgrass unripe leg mixes juice of dawdle red wine with the willow that burn an ox. Sweetmeats style is diversiform: Confectionery, ice cream and wine perfume fruit.
Zhi person has 400 kinds probably in Italian sort, can join course or accompany red wine to eat. Like have Bai Er Ma Chenzhi person (Parmesan) , Bao Baishi(BeiPaese) , fragrant day is graceful Zhi person (Fon-fina) , Buwanglun Zhi person (Provolone) , not remove in take Zhi person(Mozzarella) , make my aftertaste boundless.
The Italian dish with ages ago history, skill of very exquisite when renaissance cook and material are applied. The Italian considers as France the originator of dish oneself, triumphant Sa Lin marries princess of the Italy when 16 centuries law emperor Henry when 2 worlds, lead way of Italian traditional cooking into France, the French tries the advantage on two countries cooking shirt-sleeve, just create the cooked food that gave oneself. The bigotry on Italian idea, dish is plain also, natural and stubborn.
I had two months last year, take course of each district of Italy of north and south almost.
Boreal meaning dish is, pineapple Buddhist nun inferior cate is very famous, flour blends an egg, wide noodle 1000 levels, much meal of much shuttle meal and shuttle of Milanese type benefit, bovine oil is put properly, also be after eating hard dismiss from one’s mind. Favorite food: Much Si Ni adds Lian Nu of He Baigao of thistle of beef, Korea Zhi person is pretty good. South meaning dish: Filbert, dry tomato, not scatter in take Zhi person, bergamot oil and Bao Xianni bacterium. Like to use food of careless cook of olive oil sweet seafood. Isle dish: In cc inferior the island is a delegate, suffer Arabia dish effect, seafood vegetable cooked wheaten food is given priority to, saline be soiled does piscine seed and hematic orange, it is terrestrial cate really. But great majority cafeteria, flavour is about the same, eat in same home cafeteria especially, always repeat so a few dish, did not change. Although Italian dish is former juice raw ingredient, deepfry kind less, dan Gong braise, barbecue is more, cannot leave Zhi person, olive oil, flavor, taste is heavy, so fat, and conservative, the Italian woman of stout and strong, can be found everywhere, like famed star all alone is not Ya · Luo Lan, the reporter asks she is like this beauty not old? Because the nowhere on her body is not Paasche tower and olive oil,she says.
The ox enrages one action: The phone that scratch faze is dumb
[black is humorous]
A friend always says to often be annoyed by person phone to my complaint recently, a fellow fault regards word of her home appliance as outside sending, sell, often hit should order a meal, unluckily that person an intestines, no matter how explain, fling abuses, suppliance, all is invalid. Friend anxious must be no good.
One, we a few people reach this friend home card games, happen to is wanted on the telephone infiltrate, read an incoming message, it is that fellow (S) of the following abbreviation, the friend is wanting to receive, be blocked by me, press avoid carry key, had the conversation below then:
I: “Hello, what can help you? What can help you??
S: S:: ×× restaurant? Send portion ×× the meal to me. Send portion ×× the meal to me..
I: “Good, ask you to wait a bit, send to you a little while. Send to you a little while..
Put down a phone to continue card games, after 3 minutes, the phone is noisy, I receive again:
S: “Hello, I a moment ago ordered a meal, you had not asked me the address, how to send? Do not grow brain really. Do not grow brain really..
I: “I am sorry really, the guest is too much, forgot, excuse please, ask you to tell me your address is good now? Ask you to tell me your address is good now??
S: "I am in × village × date of × building × . “I am in × village × date of × building × ..
I: “Good, you wait a bit. You wait a bit..
Drop a telephone call, numerous friend laughs, continue card games. After 20 minutes, the phone is noisy, I receive again:
I: “Hello, what can help you? What can help you??
S: “Did the meal that I a moment ago ordered deliver? I stay in × village × date of × building × . I stay in × village × date of × building × ..
I: “Feel embarrassed, today’s guest is especially much, the meal that you want just had been done, the clerk is going out, you wait a little while a bit again. You wait a little while a bit again..
S: “Good. “Good..
Put down a phone to continue card games, after 20 minutes, the phone is noisy, another friend receives:
Friendly: “Hello, here is ×× restaurant. Here is ×× restaurant..
S: “How has not the meal that I a moment ago ordered delivered? How long? How long??
Friendly: “You are fastened urgent, I ask to you. ” (pulling neck put on an act to do of situation cry: “Xiaozhang, does the meal that a moment ago × village orders send? ” )
I am strong keep back laugh, say aloud: “Send 20 minutes ago. “Send 20 minutes ago..
Friendly: “Gentleman, our clerk sends to you 20 minutes ago, the landform of the village compares the likelihood complex, the clerk is newcome, not quite ripe still to that, it is good that you wait a bit again? It is good that you wait a bit again??
S: “But I am fast starved to death. “But I am fast starved to death..
Friendly: “Really feel sorry, fall to won’t appear of this kind of problem. Fall to won’t appear of this kind of problem..
Drop a telephone call, everybody laugh becomes posse. After 20 minutes, the phone is noisy (after reckonning that fellow is already so hungry that that fellow prothorax sticks, carried on the back) , one MM is urgent be about to behave, receive the telephone call first case:
M: “Hello, here is ×× restaurant. Here is ×× restaurant..
S: "I stay in ×× village, the meal that I a moment ago ordered did not want. The meal that I a moment ago ordered did not want..
M: “Looking for you, do you say not to want? We that air hostess has gone out fast a hour, had not come back to now, you say, are you × ? You little younger sister how? I can tell you, city × bureau can be next door your village, we have your address and telephone call again, 5 minutes of polices can go, if little younger sister has what accident, be careful I abandoned your gest, let you should not become a rogue forever. After 20 minutes if little younger sister has not come back we call the police. After 20 minutes if little younger sister has not come back we call the police..
Bang, telephone firm firm falls.
Immediately, everybody all without exception shakes his side: “Still be you enough firm, hungry other people a long time, abandoned person gest even, admire admire. Admire admire..
From now on the world peace and tranquility, the friend did not receive the telephone call that order meal again!